Thursday, March 24, 2022

22 New(ish) Major Arcana


    It's Secret Jackalope season again! And boy is this a doozy: evil scientist 42 asked for Major Arcana names for an alternative science fantasy or cosmic horror or sword&planet vibe Tarot deck. Just the names/titles for the 22 cards. Of course, if you are a true jackalopist, you do a full art series with pages and pages of divination instructions!

     Easy. I've got that in a day, prob'ly.


00 The Blind Ones
Those who refuse to see will outlive the others.
Reversed: Hope for death. You won't make it any farther.


01 The Idiot
Proud, foolish, and playing with forces you cannot understand.
Reversed: You have been misunderstood. Now is the time to strike.


02 The Beautiful Woman
Pale, dark-haired. In one hand the cup, life, and in the other the flensing knife, suffering.
Reversed: Death and freedom. Your schemes have, thank G_d, come to an end.


03 The Conqueror Worm
Red and squirming. Inevitable, and in its own way futile.
Reversed: The end of death has come. Beware.



04 The Hungry Spider
Wise, self-sacrificing, the protector of man's work.
Reversed: You are the enemy. Fear order and justice.


05 The Hungry Moth
Cunning, devious, enemy of man's work.
Reversed: What you've done is no help.


06 The Cult
Source of knowledge, favors owed.
Reversed: You've been found out. Think quickly.


07 The Black Lake
A hiding place. More dangerous than it seems.
Reversed: Safety! Safety in the dark.


08 The Sacrifice
Joyful in his death. It's better than the alternative.
Reversed: It is imperative that you survive.


09 The Prophet & Priest
Do you know what needs to be done?
Reversed: Bare your neck to the knife.


10 Mandala
Downturn and upturn.
Reversed: Upturn and downturn.


11 Hope
Flickering candle-flame, a delicious lure for the bleak forces.
Reversed: An opportunity to exploit the naive.


12 The Dream
Lurid and strange, but neither inhospitable nor unfriendly.
Reversed: Your life is a lie. Escape is possible, but will not make you happy.


13 Death
As natural as life. Cycles, circles, rhythms.
Reversed: That is not dead which can eternal lie.


14 The Imposter
Death is preferable to meeting Him on the road.
Reversed: Reexamine your face in the mirror.


15 The Old One
More real than man's schemes.
Reversed: Someone is coming to help. Throw yourself to their mercy.


16 The Gap
There is nothing between the two extremes.
Reversed: There is nothing between the two extremes.


17 The False Star
You are being watched.
Reversed: I am going to drink your sweet, warm life straight from the source. I've been so long in the dark.


18 The Betrayed Moon
Their decisions have already been made.
Reversed: If you move fast, you can kill your friends before they kill you.


19 The Punishing Sun
It's only fair.
Reversed: You're as dead as I am.


20 The Tide
It comes in, it goes out. Do not be too attached to your "self", or to the "truth".
Reversed: Degeneration.


21 The Scar
You will not recover. You have seen too much.
Reversed: Struggle for life. Better to enter the kingdom of Heaven with one eye...