Goose 'n' Pen prompts: "Zombies have become fully sapient and have etched out a couple of islands as their own! Every month they publish a 1-page newsletter to citizens informing them of upcoming events in the next month, changes in law that must be followed, and other nonsense that is all determined by random tables. I'd like you to write this newsletter! Since a lotta zombies have forgotten to read for long periods of time, the maximum length of the newsletter should be at MOST 500 words."
Well, here's a one-page newsletter of about 400 words. It's as terrible and ugly as I would expect a zombie typesetter to produce. It doesn't have any new laws (it's hard to fit much on one page when it's all in large-font Comic Sans), but there is a table of shitty zombie competitions and prizes. Happy Easter!
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