It's Secret Jackalope season again! And boy is this a doozy: evil scientist 42 asked for Major Arcana names for an alternative science fantasy or cosmic horror or sword&planet vibe Tarot deck. Just the names/titles for the 22 cards. Of course, if you are a true jackalopist, you do a full art series with pages and pages of divination instructions!
Easy. I've got that in a day, prob'ly.
| 00 The Blind Ones Those who refuse to see will outlive the others. Reversed: Hope for death. You won't make it any farther. |
| 01 The Idiot Proud, foolish, and playing with forces you cannot understand. Reversed: You have been misunderstood. Now is the time to strike. |
| 02 The Beautiful Woman Pale, dark-haired. In one hand the cup, life, and in the other the flensing knife, suffering. Reversed: Death and freedom. Your schemes have, thank G_d, come to an end. |
| 03 The Conqueror Worm Red and squirming. Inevitable, and in its own way futile. Reversed: The end of death has come. Beware. |
| 04 The Hungry Spider Wise, self-sacrificing, the protector of man's work. Reversed: You are the enemy. Fear order and justice. |
| 05 The Hungry Moth Cunning, devious, enemy of man's work. Reversed: What you've done is no help. |
| 06 The Cult Source of knowledge, favors owed. Reversed: You've been found out. Think quickly. |
| 07 The Black Lake A hiding place. More dangerous than it seems. Reversed: Safety! Safety in the dark. |
| 08 The Sacrifice Joyful in his death. It's better than the alternative. Reversed: It is imperative that you survive. |
| 09 The Prophet & Priest Do you know what needs to be done? Reversed: Bare your neck to the knife. |
| 10 Mandala Downturn and upturn. Reversed: Upturn and downturn. |
| 11 Hope Flickering candle-flame, a delicious lure for the bleak forces. Reversed: An opportunity to exploit the naive. |
| 12 The Dream Lurid and strange, but neither inhospitable nor unfriendly. Reversed: Your life is a lie. Escape is possible, but will not make you happy. |
| 13 Death As natural as life. Cycles, circles, rhythms. Reversed: That is not dead which can eternal lie. |
| 14 The Imposter Death is preferable to meeting Him on the road. Reversed: Reexamine your face in the mirror. |
| 15 The Old One More real than man's schemes. Reversed: Someone is coming to help. Throw yourself to their mercy. |
| 16 The Gap There is nothing between the two extremes. Reversed: There is nothing between the two extremes. |
| 17 The False Star You are being watched. Reversed: I am going to drink your sweet, warm life straight from the source. I've been so long in the dark. |
| 18 The Betrayed Moon Their decisions have already been made. Reversed: If you move fast, you can kill your friends before they kill you. |
| 19 The Punishing Sun It's only fair. Reversed: You're as dead as I am. |
| 20 The Tide It comes in, it goes out. Do not be too attached to your "self", or to the "truth". Reversed: Degeneration. |
| 21 The Scar You will not recover. You have seen too much. Reversed: Struggle for life. Better to enter the kingdom of Heaven with one eye... |